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The top 5 cracker jokes.

  1. Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop? Many of his workers have had to Elf isolate!
  2. Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve? They have herd immunity.
  3. Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen.
  4. Why is it best to think of 2020 like a panto? Because eventually, it’s behind you.
  5. Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? Because there was no Zoom at the inn.